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Toy Man — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:20:25 +0000

Disturbing Dreams?

Toy Man — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:16:28 +0000

Last night I had a dream that I had a dead ladys body hid in my garage and that i was planning on disposing of it, but I can not remember if i had mudered her.
In the same dream i also dreamed that one of my not so close friends was dead in a childs plastic toy box at the top of the stairs outside my mothers bedroom. Before i went to bed before this dream i had messaged this person I dreamed was dead on MySpace!
Still in the same dream i thought that my dog was dead in my room, but it turned out he wasn’t, he then woke up but was in way of deforimity and couldn’t walk properly and his features were disfigured.
Also about half a year ago I also had a dream that i had an old ladies body in a tiolet cubicle
The reason i am asking this now and not six month ago is that there must be a reason behind me dreaming of dead bodies and it must mean somthing!
Any help is appreciated,
Stephen.

What Are The Nursing Rooms Like In Your Country?

Toy Man — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 08:43:25 +0000

I absolutly LOVE nursing rooms. They are wanderful for breastfeeding mothers. In my city we have them at all of the malls and they have arm chairs in cubicles with curtains to pull across for privacy. They are always really warm for the babies. They also have microwave for ladies with bottles. And change tables and nappy disposal bins. Some of them even have TVs for mothers to watch while nursing. Some also have play rooms full of toys for older children. I live in New Zealand and I was wandering if nursing rooms like this are available to mothers over seas. (I just read an answer where someone said they nurse in changing rooms of shops so it got me wandering)
Thanks all. Also dont forget to say where you are from in the answer

Was I Right To Do This?

Toy Man — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:22:53 +0000

I am loulou’s auntie & she has let me come on her account. I have twin girls, Maria and Grace aged 5. I took them swimming the other day, i was helping Maria get changed & told Grace to wait as she and i were already changed. Maria was just putting her legs in the costume and Grace stood on the changing table & tried to climb out of the cubicle which was quite possible. I told her to get down but she ignored me. I told her she had to be down by the time i had counted to 3 or she couldn’t play with her toy house that night (thats her favourite toy). One…Two…Three. She carried on. I told her she now couldn”t play with the house and i picked her up and put her on the floor. Continuing to get maria ready, Grace began climbing again, i told her if she didnt get down she wouldn’t be able to play with the toy house for the next night aswel she turned around and shouted ‘f*c* off’. I gave her 3 hard spanks on her bottom over her swimsuit, picked her up and put her back on the floor. She started crying but not badly. Now we were all ready, i told them to come to the lockers with me so i opened the cubicle door and they ran to the lockers. I was ok with this but i put the stuff into the locker, turned around and grace was gone. I asked Maria where she had gone and she pointed to one of the lockers giggling. I opened it and grace was sat in their…Maria had locked her in there! I told Maria that what she had done was naughty and she told me to f*c* off aswell. Just as i had with Grace, i gave Maria 3 hard spanks on her bottom over her swimsuit. The rest of the day went OK. Was i right with how i punished them? They just stress me out so much.
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If You At Work I Dare You To Do This?

Toy Man — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:22:31 +0000

ONE POINT OFFICE DARES
1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other ‘non-player’
must be in the toilet at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you
4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say,
“Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye.”
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and
grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
huskily,
“Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
“Sorry, I really prefer it this way”.
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
9) While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, “Did you get all
that, I don’t want to have to repeat it”.
3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle
(there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob”.
4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a
number two”.
5) After every sentence, say ‘Mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in
“the report’s on your desk, Mon”. Keep this up for one hour.
6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead; repeatedly and
mutter, “Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”.
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, “As God is my
witness, I’ll never go hungry again”.
9) In a colleague’s diary, write in 10am: “See how I look in tights”.
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask “You wanna trade?”.
11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: “Do you
hear that?” “What?” “Never mind, it’s gone now”.
12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk
about it”.
13) Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch
for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very
important conference call
15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants
and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each
biscuit with your fist.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee,
move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.
And if that wasn’t enough for you…
1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. “Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go.”
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with
that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it “IN.”
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Don’t use any punctuation marks at all in your e-mails.
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer
11) Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party
because you’re not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address y ou by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!!!”
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
“Run for your lives, they’re loose!”

U Need A Toilet 4 A Poo, In Your Haste U Run In The Womens One.?

Toy Man — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 11:30:57 +0000

you do not know until you hear female voices talking as they use the cubicles next to you, what do you do and how do you leave? this happened to my in plymouth toys r us lol

Love Your Kids? Prove It By Beating Them. :)?

Toy Man — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 20:23:37 +0000

How come everyone today is too much of a pu$$y to smack their kids around? That’s what I want to know: why are parents afraid to beat their kids? When I was a kid and I screwed up, my parents beat my @ss. We didn’t have a conversation about it. I didn’t have a “time out.” In fact, I’ve never even once been grounded in my life. What’s the point? Send your kid to his room and make him play video games and read comic books all day? Great idea, why don’t you take him to a psychiatrist while you’re at it so she can pull some disorder out of her @ss to hide the fact that you’re a bad parent?
Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don’t beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the @ss just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say “no,” you smack them. It’s simple; it works. Don’t listen to these @$$holes on TV with their bulls**t hippy psycho babble; if they had it their way, every child would be raised in a pastel colored room with Philip Glass pumped through the speakers 24 hours a day. Then again, it might not be all that bad because it will make your kids complacent, so it won’t be as hard for them to swallow when they realize that they’ll be spending the rest of their lives chained to a desk in a cubicle writing reports to make someone else rich.
The problem is that kids today think their opinions matter. By not beating your kids, they get a skewed perspective of reality where they start thinking that they have it rough and that they can get away with dying their hair and listening to Insane Clown Posse. That’s where you need to come in and put the law down. To help you, the negligent parent, I’ve put together a guide to smacking your kids for your convenience (hint: you may want to even print this guide up and hang it on your fridge as a reminder to both you and your kids). Here are some useful techniques:
Five across the eyes. This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the back of your hand. Now this is the tricky part: make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won’t get a stinging effect. Very important because you don’t want to risk letting your kid think you’re a pu$$y.
The sucker punch. Just ask the question “hey, what’s that on your shirt?” and when they look down, bust their lip. You need to do this every now and then to keep them guessing. Don’t ever let them off the hook. Just because they’re not doing anything wrong doesn’t mean that they didn’t do something wrong earlier that you weren’t aware of.
The yard stick. Or for those of you who don’t use the arbitrary American system, this is also known as “the meter stick.” This is a good general purpose beating because the stick usually doesn’t last beyond three or four good whacks–usually enough to send the message.
The One-Two Shut-the-Hell-up. This is priceless when you’re shopping and your kid won’t shut the hell up: “I’m hungry, I want toys, I need my Insulin…” etc. First smack your kid (the 5 across the eyes technique works). Wait a few seconds for your kid to start crying, then smack your kid again to let him know that you mean business. This usually shuts them up because they see that the amount of crying is proportional to the amount of beatings.
The 2 x 4 / PVC pipe. If you do your job as a parent, this should never have to be administered. This is for heavy duty jobs only (ie. any time your kid comes home and begins a sentence with “she might be pregnant…” or “I can _____ if I want to…” where the blank can be any of the following: smoke, have sex, experiment with drugs, watch Oprah, etc). Usually the threat of this beating is enough to keep your kid from screwing up.
The Dragon Kick. If you’re interested in a permanent solution to your child giving you lip about washing the dishes, cleaning his or her room or filing your tax return, then the Dragon kick might be the technique for you. I guarantee that you will only have to ask once after the Dragon kick has been administered.
The skull thump. A quick blow usually dealt to the side or back of the head. Simply flick them in the head with your finger. An alternative is to smack your child up side the head with your palm. Very useful for teaching your child to read when he or she makes a mistake. Hitting your child when he or she is learning builds confidence, or undermines confidence–I can’t remember which.
The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you’re driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.
The cane intercept. If you’re too old to chase your kid around the house, use the handle of your cane

What To Pute On Your Desk?

Toy Man — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:56:55 +0000

hi ive got a desk in my room at my mums but its like a 4 draw mini desk and im wondering what i could put on it ive got it in my wardrob and there is a mini cubicle to put cloths in with i switch the cloths to another 1 so i could put books and papers there but i only got a lego toy that i made and 2 trophies on it but i dont know wat else to put on it

What Do You Have In Your Office?

Toy Man — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:16:51 +0000

What sort of things are in your office/cubicle? Stuff like pictures, calendars, toys/games etc. I want to add stuff to my office that’s going to cheer me up, or just make my day better. How have you pimped your office?

Methodology Of Fitting A Shower Unit…?

Toy Man — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:14:53 +0000

I am toying with the idea of removing my bath and fitting a corner shower cubicle in it’s place. Thus creating space in the bathroom….
Does the electricity supply have to come in from above the unit or isn’t there a hard n fast rule…? and…. if I use the existing cold water supply from the bath…what is the best insulation for the pipes if I am to recess them into the wall and plaster and tile over them?